As the presidential race enters its final weeks and as sports fans start thinking about Hockey, the question that seems to be on almost nobody's mind is: What happened to the Gladiators?

The almost award-winning C-level adult hockey team that nearly took first place last season has been reborn, rebranded, and reinvented as the Stealth. The change took place, aptly, with little fanfare and under the radar. Indeed, readers of this blog may be the only ones outside the cognoscenti who are burdened with this information.

Not to be outdone, the Blast traded in their tornadic logo to become the Pirates. Well, now my former team can yell with impunity: Prepare to be boarded.