Let me count the ways
Our family fell victim to the middle-school magazine-subscription heist, and so I had to pick some magazines to receive for this calendar year. I choose Wired and Men's Health , and an issue of each just arrived.
The cover of Men's Health simplifies having a healthy body and relationship to an oridnary accounting problem. Here are the figures:
- 21 shortcuts to ultimate happiness
- 27 signs she secretly wants you
- 189 health fixes (no doctor required, it says)
- 12 easy exercises to strip away fat.
Finally, just inside the cover logo it says:
Tons of useful stuff
I can't wait to see how Wired will improve my life. Maybe they're competing with Men's Health for my salvation.